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Import Demotivational Poster

BREAKFAST - The most important meal of the day ...

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twill1962 - July 7, 2012, 8:38 pm
Greeny, your mind is in the right place. BTW, your vision is perfect!
Greeny - May 16, 2011, 9:02 pm
wowee, I mean opfes...
KageOokami - May 16, 2011, 5:52 pm
I think I might need a closer look, you know, just to make sure I got it right.


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demon001 - December 7, 2013, 9:28 pm
zero hour n. The scheduled time for the start of an operation or action, especially a combat operation of great size.
demon001 - December 7, 2013, 9:23 pm
Your days only have 11 hours?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 6, 2013, 10:00 pm
the hour between 11 and 12 is the eleventh hour. 0000hrs to 0100 is zero hour.
demon001 - December 6, 2013, 7:47 pm
Take it easy, you still have the twelfth hour! from 11:00 to 12:00. Surprise!
spacedog - September 25, 2012, 5:59 pm
JesusWept - September 25, 2012, 5:34 pm
So true! 5 L's
rerun - August 1, 2012, 8:49 pm

Ya know Airman, as much as I love you I really hate you right now. That is the most depressing thing I have heard today.....shut up Mooooooooooooooooo.
Airman - August 1, 2012, 5:19 pm
want demotivating? add up the ages of the entire womens gymnastics team.. are we under it?
GaryO - August 1, 2012, 10:19 am
How’d I miss this one…..all I can muster is…..DAMN!
Haarakkon - August 1, 2012, 3:34 am
With the first post, that is. Juries still out on the second post.
Haarakkon - August 1, 2012, 3:33 am
I concur, Rerun.
rerun - July 31, 2012, 7:20 pm

thanks for being a part of the success of this site.
spacedog - July 31, 2012, 7:12 pm
Thanks Rerun. That means a lot dude.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2012, 3:33 pm
50, And you don't look a day over 65. You're still then man Rerun. This site wouldn't be what it is without you....Hell, The World is a better place with you in it.
rerun - July 31, 2012, 2:53 pm

87 douch......friend
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 30, 2012, 10:32 pm
90 really sneaks up on you, Eh Rerun?
rerun - July 30, 2012, 8:52 pm

As I approach a milestone birthday this very much hits home. This, in my opinion is one of your best (and you have a hell of a great collection)

MINDS - Are like parachutes; they work best when open But make the greatest impact when closed

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crankyhead - May 19, 2011, 9:24 pm
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Sho - May 18, 2011, 11:45 pm
Thx all :)
Feasibly - May 18, 2011, 11:43 pm
That's a 5 for Sho!
crazyman - May 18, 2011, 10:01 pm
My mind just exploded
spacedog - May 18, 2011, 8:01 pm
Boom! 5L

GERMAN IMPORTS - I'd like a ride in some more than others

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pro - January 1, 2009, 2:25 pm
Bitte, Reiny-boy! If you have nichts funny, witzig or clever to say, it's besser to say nichts at all. Danke!
Reinhardt - January 1, 2009, 1:05 pm
Deutsche Frauen und Auto....Sie sehen sehr gut aus....

APPROVAL QUEUE - If only our admins were real. They could have prevented this.

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agdaniele - March 31, 2010, 8:33 pm


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Cubbybear - March 27, 2010, 3:17 pm
Aren't all those things drugs too?

TRISH STRATUS - Canada's No.1 import and export.

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rerun - October 29, 2009, 8:29 pm

He is using the metric system because he thinks it makes his package appear bigger
CANADA - October 29, 2009, 8:25 pm
ya if you packed 10 inches you would have someone else to do that for you
DreMagnum - October 29, 2009, 8:23 pm
we dont use the metric system here
Harry - October 29, 2009, 8:21 pm
omfg i wud root her sooo hard with my 26 cm dick fuc yerrrrr....im havin a wank bout her right now
Woodywood03a - September 23, 2009, 6:34 pm
But what I am doing is funny to some people.
Woodywood03a - September 23, 2009, 6:33 pm
Now wait.... If you want my porn... all you have to do is asked Canada and everyone else that wants my head. I am following the rules here. I am making my words funny and I am somehow making my pictures sexy. If it is wrong tell me. I will change it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 22, 2009, 11:45 pm
you could call it "life" I suppose.
MrRandom - September 22, 2009, 11:44 pm
Such is life.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 22, 2009, 11:41 pm
Plan "C" is just grabbing my own and pretending.
Sean - September 22, 2009, 11:39 pm
That's my Mooooooooooooooooooo, always has at least one Plan B at the ready.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 22, 2009, 11:26 pm
pm's CANADA.
CANADA - September 22, 2009, 11:25 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 22, 2009, 11:24 pm
I don't want her....she's dirty......And CANADA's Right, Relying on boobs to make posters is so passé.....If I wanna see boobs, I just ask the chick cooking my supper....When she says no, I just Google "boobs"
CANADA - September 22, 2009, 11:23 pm
what you dont seem to get is that your posters lack any hummor or wittyness that so many use in word plays. change your style and take a step back from your porn collection.
Woodywood03a - September 22, 2009, 11:12 pm
You don't get it Canada... why I call her the #1 Import and export from Canada... Everyone wants her and when they are done with her they give her back to Canada to rest and get ready for more.
CANADA - September 22, 2009, 1:13 am
this poster is complete shit. there is no humor here nor even any thought put into it. once again ou are trying to get votes by exploring the boundaries of what is SFW. 1 dissapointed lion
Woodywood03a - September 21, 2009, 10:47 pm
what I am saying is the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.


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CoolioIndeed - March 18, 2010, 1:55 am
Well played, good sir.
aesop's folly - November 16, 2009, 9:13 am
hidden greybeard

PEDOPHILE VS PDF FILE - It is important to know the difference

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the1stCOMMI3 - August 24, 2011, 5:47 pm
been done, but still phunny


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LiquidAngel - May 7, 2012, 11:41 pm
Thanks guys, thanks for the pic and the opportunity Hammy.
Hawamleh - May 7, 2012, 9:16 am
The winner of boxman week over at the poster evolution thread ! great job LA !
rerun - May 6, 2012, 11:21 am


Two Most Important Days -

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HELLO MOTIFAKE... - Goodbye Important Work I Need to Hand in By Tomorrow Morning ...

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CaptCourageous - January 5, 2012, 1:19 am
i wish i could rate lower.... but i have done this many a time myself and must give it 5late assignments
Rick69 - January 4, 2012, 5:00 pm
Sad thing is I am meant to revise for some pretty important exams in my very near future... yet here I am making random posters for absolutely no good reason... !
kangboy - January 4, 2012, 4:13 pm
Hoo boy that is so true


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Anonymous2 - December 12, 2009, 9:30 pm
Where's the pancakes and syrup? A breakfast bucket's not complete if they're not there. Besides, if this doesn't kill you, you've set the bar pretty high for everything else.
Derek - December 12, 2009, 5:07 pm
Could be the last meal of your life


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Tman545 - February 18, 2011, 8:00 am
ass is also used for donkey sometimes
pzykosiz - February 3, 2011, 2:08 am
Hawamleh - February 2, 2011, 9:35 pm
Goddamnit it people, I'm trying to quit fapping.
PredadorRJ - February 2, 2011, 8:37 pm
The ones on the right (string ones) might be from Brasil.
spacedog - February 2, 2011, 6:52 pm
HA! Extinct? Culos MUST be an archeologist then. Indiana Jones style.


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HtD - March 10, 2009, 2:39 am
Of course.
Cubbybear - March 10, 2009, 1:41 am
Thank you
HtD - March 9, 2009, 9:54 pm
BFD=Big Fucking Deal
Cubbybear - March 9, 2009, 9:50 pm
Somebody explain this...I'm old

Self Worth -

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GaryO - July 11, 2014, 8:59 pm
its the selfless, sacrificial pieces. They make good heros.
MissPriss - July 11, 2014, 7:57 pm
So do 5L freakin' mosquitoes and like the heel from a loaf of bread...I can't for the life of me figure out what that purpose is!

Never Forget -

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MissPriss - January 16, 2014, 8:31 pm
Oh...you newlyweds!
Oldsod - January 16, 2014, 8:21 pm
I've never forgotten either a birthday or anniversary. Just don't ask me how long I've been married.

Quality Time -

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MissPriss - May 20, 2014, 1:56 am
Seriously? Most boys would only need to spend time with half the family.
Greeny - May 19, 2014, 8:23 pm
Lots of boys will agree with that!


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Mind Control -

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 30, 2013, 6:11 pm
Okay... my bad. Sorry I brought up math.
falloutghoul - June 30, 2013, 8:41 am
Amen, my fellow motifaker.
TerrorAustralis - June 30, 2013, 4:20 am
it should be legal for gays to marry, and it should be legal for individual churches to refuse to marry them. the government does not have the right to force churches to marry gays, and it doesnt have the right to stop gays from marrying.
EmilioDumphque - June 29, 2013, 10:09 pm
So is denying Americans their rights.
MPsniper - June 29, 2013, 8:07 pm
same sex marriage is an abomination against humanity and society.


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Sho - February 12, 2013, 11:15 am
A moment of 5L's for those that have forever ruined the meaning of the word "special"

Paparazzi -

Popular Gimmicks -

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RetiredUSNChief - July 6, 2013, 11:34 pm
Heh! Evidently "gimmicks" includes "Guitar Hero". At least the music isn't their own. :):)
EmilioDumphque - July 5, 2013, 7:32 pm
WAY too true!
Cannabal - July 5, 2013, 2:05 pm



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agdaniele - March 11, 2010, 9:28 pm
Dual citizenship... the United States AND Florida!


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MURPHY'S LAW # 20 - The important things are always simple; the simple are always hard.

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YA, WE DO - Do you see any other planets circled?

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Porcelina - January 15, 2010, 3:04 am
Haha, this is great 5L
ICEMAN - January 15, 2010, 2:21 am
I had the week off & I went on a road trip.
Treehodger - January 15, 2010, 1:00 am
Wait. How did we get a picture of ourselves from a billion miles away?.....
aesop's folly - November 29, 2009, 7:14 pm
nicely done good sir
Fletch - June 27, 2008, 3:55 pm
Well done, good comeback.
Biff - June 18, 2008, 11:45 pm
Brilliant use of situational logic. Hilarious.


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International Women's Day 3/8/16 -

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mizzdizz - March 19, 2016, 7:55 pm
Thanks, Scorp! I'm not real familiar with the Koran, but if a group of idiots were to take parts of the Bible as literally as Sharia does to select parts of the Koran, the results would be the same. I'm against Sharia, not Islam. There's a difference.
ScorpioSeven - March 19, 2016, 7:45 pm
Women were put on Earth, so men would have someone to spoil, pamper, love, honor, cherish, RESPECT and adore. The Holy Koran notes that "God will tally every tear that your woman sheds, and you will account for ALL of them."
mizzdizz - March 8, 2016, 2:39 pm
Thanks, JW!
EmilioDumphque - March 8, 2016, 2:25 pm
I'm sure Trump will have them dressing nicer with just a few nukes. That ought to solve everything, yep.
JesusWept - March 8, 2016, 8:38 am
Good posters, dizz! That Sharia-crap is dreadful.
mizzdizz - March 8, 2016, 7:37 am
Good thing I'm not going to Pakistan anytime soon!
mizzdizz - March 8, 2016, 7:31 am
Not surprised to hear that. I had to go into town a few times during a stay in the middle-east. I was fully subject to Sharia Law and its full enforcement while in town. There is no way to describe what was like. Words like shocking, appalling, don't work
Reality Lord - March 8, 2016, 6:18 am

new law just passed in pakistan forbidding criticism of violence against women.

The Sound of Silence -


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mizzdizz - October 23, 2014, 6:38 pm
Gary O, lovin your show! I hope you laughed and pee-cola'd your pants! Where I live, if you listen, you'll hear banjos playing!
GaryO - October 23, 2014, 10:10 am
Izzat a dis, Mizzdizz? If so, it’s a purty good one
motifayk - October 23, 2014, 6:42 am
and in Hindi (India) pee means 'drink' or 'to drink' (verb form).
mizzdizz - October 23, 2014, 3:19 am
That has the appropriate redneck visual response to the mass consumption of the aforementioned product complete with spelling of name and bonus points for distance and accuracy and number of hogs summoned by call?
GaryO - October 23, 2014, 12:02 am
I can just see the commerical; from mountian top to mountain top in the Agumatsa Range……hollerin’ ‘PEEEEE-C-O-O-O-O-L-L-L-L-A-A-A-A’
Thedge - October 22, 2014, 11:36 pm
They need a poster boy - Bear Grylls ?


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mizzdizz - March 16, 2015, 2:17 am
LOL!! And I thought I was bad at math!!!!! Well, I am, but that makes ME look like Einstien! 5L!
Oldsod - March 14, 2015, 10:35 pm
Don't blame me...it was a British study. Probably by the same folks that determined that the name "Gary" will be nonexistent in 50 years or so.
MissPriss - March 14, 2015, 8:40 pm
'sod...that's 5L illogical!


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mariand - October 5, 2012, 12:44 am
Thanks Airman... now everyone will find out what I ment by this 159525... ;o)


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mizzdizz - July 20, 2016, 3:18 am
I leave the stone facing out. Does more damage that way, chuckle, chuckle...Thanks, Irish!
OldIrish - July 19, 2016, 11:58 pm
Just asked the wife this question. She turned the diamond in the engagement ring the the inside of her finger. When that happens....prepare for ouch! But soooo much UP for this!
mizzdizz - July 19, 2016, 7:27 am
chuckle, chuckle...thanks, Cern!
concern3 - July 18, 2016, 7:35 am
You always give me something to ponder. UP yurs

Merit -

Sweet nothings -

Similes -

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Rick69 - February 24, 2016, 2:50 pm
I see... Very well, carry on.
Pushkin - February 23, 2016, 10:03 pm
You're not supposed to feel it, unless you're a tree-hugging liberal.
Rick69 - February 23, 2016, 5:12 pm
Not really feeling the picture or message here: felt a bit forced.

Cleanliness -

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Thedge - December 22, 2014, 2:29 pm
Thanks, I think.
GaryO - December 22, 2014, 2:02 pm
OH GOD! struck me just right...need a mop

FEELS GOOD, MAN, FEELS REAL GOOD - Inspiring to see a boy with such well thought-out priorities he truly knows what's important at such a young age

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M0rd3kaI - April 11, 2012, 7:07 pm
5L... you got a lol